Illuminati Confirmed

People that know me personally will know that lately I have become somewhat of a conspiracy theory nut, watching hours and hours of youtube videos discussing everything from the Mandela Effect to the government being run by reptiles. Although a lot of the stuff I hear about seems insanely ridiculous, a lot of them do seem to make a lot of sense and once you start to really think about them you can start to believe nearly anything. A youtuber that I watch the most when it comes to conspiracy theories is Shane Dawson, he has a series on his channel where he talks about all sorts of different theories and gives a lot of evidence as to why they could be true and honestly I do believe a lot of what he says.

One of my favorite, although quite out there theories is about the Illuminati and the thirteen blood lines that make up their organization. The first thing I am going to talk about is how Taylor Swift may have been initiated into the Illuminati. I know that sounds absolutely ridiculous but just hold on. First of all, thirteen is a very significant number for the Illuminati, representing the thirteen bloodlines, and Taylor Swift has integrated the number thirteen heavily into her career since the beginning, on her first album she made sure she had exactly 13 tracks while the usual number of songs for an album is 9 or 11. She also use to always perform with the number 13 written on her hand as well as making sure that when she was in high school, her sports jersey read the number 13. Finally she has also ensured that some of her meet and greats (most of which for any artist last about 3 or 4 hours) lasted exactly 13 hours, which is an insanely long time. Another piece of potential evidence is going back to that iconic moment of when Kanye West disrupted Taylor on stage and humiliated her in front of the entire world. When the incident occurred Taylor was wearing a silver dress on stage and when the camera panned to Beyonce in the crowd, it showed her wear a red dress, red being a very symbolic colour for the Illuminati, which Beyonce has also been rumored to be a part of. When Beyonce then invited Taylor onto the stage to give her her moment later in the show, Taylor was then wearing a red dress also. A lot of people think that this incident was Taylor's initiation into the Illuminati because it is said that one of the ways in which they initiate a person is through public humiliation. Another famous family thought to be associated with the Illuminati is the Kennedy family, two of which have been seen to be dating Taylor in the past. Regarding the Kennedy family, it is common knowledge that Marilyn Monroe allegedly had an affair with John F Kennedy and when she died a lot of people believed that she had found out about the Illuminati and was going to expose them, the organization then had her killed and made it look like a drug overdose.

It is also thought that Taylor swift may be a descendant of the creators of Satanism, this theory is even more out there than the first but just stay with me. It has been discovered that Taylor bears an extremely shocking resemblance to former High Priestess of the Church of Satan. Zeena LaVey denounced the church in 1990 before changing her name and moving to Berlin to become an artist, magician and mystic, these creative outlets have lead people to believe that when she was younger, Zeena was cloned and then that clone was molded into who we see today as Taylor Swift. Another theory is that they are just related but thats nowhere near as fun.

The final conspiracy I want to talk about today is that Elvis Presley is not really dead. It is thought that Elvis faked his own death because he hated his life as such a famous and pressured individual and wanted to escape without really dying. A few years after his alleged death, a new country singer hit the scene going by the name of Orion, a lot of people thought that his voice sounded exactly the same as Elvis, and to top that off, Orion was only ever seen wearing a mask. Another piece of evidence is a video that a man took while walking around Elvis' pool house and in the video a man can be seen inside, who looked shockingly similar to Elvis himself. One final shocker is this, I do not know the exact year this happened but a man by the name of Jesse came out saying that he was in fact Elvis Presley and wanted to come back into the world, pictures circulated and many people agreed that this man did intact look exactly like The King. Jesse was being contacted by so many newspapers and reporters that he changed his mind and said he wanted to be his own man and then disappeared again. I know a lot of these theories are very out there but if you think about it, a lot of them make sense.

Well there you go, a little insight into the way my mind works and the insanity I somehow seem to believe but honestly conspiracy theories are just a bit of fun and are just really interesting to read.